”The myth of proper English.”

There is no such thing as “proper English” as per Oliver Kamm.. Nor is there “correct grammar”. These concepts have no place in the classroom — not because they are reactionary and anachronistic, but because they are false, and children should be taught things that are reliable rather than mythical.

The notion that radical academics and bien-pensant commentators are hostile to grammatical rules bears no relation to the facts. Linguists are fascinated by grammatical rules. But they have a precise understanding of what a rule is. It’s not some capricious edict like “don’t split infinitives”. It’s an observed regularity of usage, such as word order or inflection for tense.

Here are a couple of examples of genuine rules of Standard English. It’s a rule that attributive adjectives of size usually precede those of colour, (native speakers say “little black book”, not “black little book”). It’s also a rule that an independent declarative clause beginning with a proposed negative adjunct must have a tensed auxiliary verb before the subject (so it must be “never have I read such rubbish”, not “never I have read such rubbish”).

Unless you’ve studied linguistics, you probably won’t know the technical terms but you’ll immediately recognise the rules I’ve stated by the examples I’ve given. And, if you’re a native speaker of Standard English, you’ll automatically follow these rules. No one taught them to you — not your parents or your primary school teachers — but you know them anyway. Your grasp of grammar is already faultless, by the mere accident of being a native speaker.

And what’s true of you is also true of children at secondary school. Yes, all of them, without exception. They already know and follow complex grammatical rules without thinking about it, or even being aware that they’re doing so.

Why, then, is there this weird invective against the supposed enemies of grammar teaching? The answer is dispiriting. It is, and can only be, that not all children are speakers of Standard English. This is true of many children in places like my home city of Leicester, or Bradford, or Tower Hamlets in East London. To take just the last of these locations, Bengali (a world language with some 250 million speakers) is widely spoken and many children at schools in the borough are native speakers. But it’s also true of children throughout the UK, regardless of ethnic or national origin, who are native English speakers but not of Standard English.

This is why I refer to language varieties, rather than languages. There are numerous varieties of English. The most widely recognised around the world, and the variety that is used in all walks of public life including my profession of journalism, is Standard English. Because Standard English is the dominant variant of the language, some people mistakenly regard it as “proper’ English. But it isn’t. It’s just one dialect among many: the variety of the language that developed in London and the East Midlands. Its distinctiveness is that it’s the dialect that got lucky, by the fact that its speakers were wealthy and powerful rather than poor and marginalised.

Because Standard English is the English dialect with worldwide recognition and social cachet, it’s vital that all children (and adults) be fluent in it. I’ve never met an academic linguist who would dispute this. But that’s a sociological judgment, not a linguistic one. It doesn’t make Standard English “proper” or “correct”. It’s no more grammatical, pure or expressive than any other variety of the language, such as Scouse, Brummie or African-American Vernacular (sometimes misleadingly referred to as Ebonics).

These dialects and all other non-Standard varieties of English have extensive systems of grammar and are capable of expressing a full range of meanings. Again, this is not a dogmatic assertion but a finding based on empirical research. One of the great names in modern linguistics, William Labov, wrote a seminal paper titled “The Logic of Non-Standard English”. Responding to a claim that African-American children of pre-school age lack the faculty of language, he demonstrated that they in fact speak a sophisticated dialect of English that enables them to formulate complex arguments.

As far as I’m aware, every scholar of English linguistics working today — not just some or even most of them, but literally all of them — would endorse what I’ve said about the varieties of English. Children need to be fluent in Standard English because it is useful, not because it is the “proper” or “correct” form of the language. The argument made by Cushing and other experts in sociolinguistics (the study of language and society) is that it is linguistically false and socially destructive to treat non-Standard varieties of English as inferior forms of the language. Cushing is simply right. It is an important subject of study in itself how Standard English became the dominant form of the language by socioeconomic accident and not through any intrinsic linguistic qualities. I have periodically talked to secondary schools about grammar — usually A-level classes in English language but many younger students too. The students are without exception far more knowledgeable about grammar than the voluble campaigners and popular authors who purport to be the subject’s champions. And they’ve acquired the understanding along the way that non-Standard varieties of English are, as a matter of fact rather than opinion, no less “proper” than the form of the language that the Prime Minister speaks and the Times is written in. The task of schools should not be to stigmatise and “correct” non-Standard English but to convey when its use is appropriate and when not. The moral panic about grammar pursued by the supposed upholders of educational standards is an ugly phenomenon. Worse still, it’s ill-informed, intellectually incurious and willfully ignorant. Let’s please give it a rest.